"I thought I heard buzzing"

The constabulary in Hasland, Chesterfield were called to the local postal sorting office to deal with a suspicious package that was believed to be making a noise of some sort. The coppers did what they normally do in such circumstances; they took it outside and blew it up. How were they to know it was just a vibrator. If this had occurred in Texas it would be more understandable.

There is no mention of the level of compensation the intended recipient is entitled to.