Poland is said to be seeking "specific assurances" from the United States in order to allow the placement of components of the US's son-of-the-son-of-the-son-of-Star-Wars missile shield on it's territory. Most of the requests are related to the capabilities of the system but it is rumoured that the US must assure the Polish government that all of the missiles are to certified manly heterosexual missiles. It is believed that any attempt in implant homosexual missiles in Polish soil, or its citizens for that matter, under the Defense Departments "don't ask-don't tell" policy would lead to the cancellation of any agreement and probably some picketing by the Westboro Baptist Church.
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