25 May 2007

"We've got you surrounded! Come out of there with your leg off."

Dateline: Bellingham, WA, USA - a local woman believed that she saw a man enter St. Joseph's Hospital carrying a gun. Local law enforcement leapt into action and locked down the building immediately saving countless lives! Then it turned out that the rifle was actually a prosthesis. Irrespective of falseness of the alarm local deputy police chief David Doll was pleased. He is quoted as having said "everyone did everything right".

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