21 June 2007

Attention conspiracy theorists

Over night I was thinking about this clear affinity that the US Armed Forces seems to have for playing cards. I am no longer convinced that it is entirely innocent and I am deeply concerned that there is a cabal buried deep inside the military within, and perhaps outside of Iraq, to which the number fifty-two has some sort of deep mystical significance. It is entirely possible that this could even be some sort of mutant, fundamentalist offshoot of Scientology.

Has anyone been inside the Green Zone of a Saturday afternoon? Would one find a bunch of folks offering free stress tests but any chance?

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