04 January 2007

Haggardy Ann makes me sleepy

I've always wanted to be a member of a sleeper cell and now, thanks to that anorexic hag, Ann Coulter, I think my wish may have come true. Her latest thoughtful essay, entitled "The Democratic Party: A Vast Sleeper Cell", informs us that Democrats are "always lying in wait, ready to force a humiliating defeat on America". Apparently this is the lesson she takes from the death of ex-President Gerald Ford. She goes on to tell us that Democratic Party "invented "Watergate, the corpus delicti of which wouldn't have merited three column-inches during the Clinton years, and hounded Nixon out of office".

Even though I am only a peripheral Democrat (they aren't nearly left enough for me but they are generally as close as I can get to my thinking) I confess Ms. Coulter's accusation makes my breast swell with pride!

PS - my dearest Ann - my birthday's next week. I'm expecting something extra special. XXXXX

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