I have to rush off and write my assemblyman or woman to ensure the he or she votes to head off this truly frightening legislation currently being considered in the Pennsylvania legislature. Should it be passed it will clearly bring do the wrath of a righteous and homophobic God on the Keystone State as well as ruining marriage for all straight people. In the meantime HR departments throughout the state should walk about the office looking for the telltale signs of gayness; good taste in men and linebacking in women; then get sacking whilst it is still legal.
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