22 June 2007

Danger Will Robinson!

Are you sitting comfortably because I have very upsetting news and you will need to prepare yourself. According to Dr. Bradley Maron of Harvard Medical School sand castles can kill! In fact as many as twenty, that's right TWENTY, Americans have died in the past twenty years* in sand castle building related incidents. I get the sense that he wants to ruin the childhood of millions of young Americans by banning this dangerous and lethal activity.

Meanwhile in Philadelphia yesterday six people were shot to death. Thank heavens that guns are constitutionally protected or some goody two shoes like Dr. Maron would want to ban them as well!

In the worlds of may personal saviour Jimi Hendrix: "And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually".

*Note:For those of you who struggle with maths that works out to roughly one a year!

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