22 June 2007

Death to all nuclei

American nuclear envoy Christopher Hill made a surprise visit to North Korea and it has seemingly made him extraordinarily optimistic. He has stated that the communist country is seeking "complete denuclearization". What great news and we didn't even have to invade or anything? Of course it is obvious that this is just a one off and that there is no object lesson to be learned here and nothing that could ever be applied to a country that is in possession of vast fossil fuel reserves.

It is said that the North Korean Great Leader Kim Jong Il is so excited at the prospect of "complete denuclearization" that he has asked for all of the nuclei to be removed from his body. I wish him well in his endeavour.

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