22 June 2007

Incarceration yields a new woman

It seems as prison has been good for the not-as-attractive-as-she-thinks-she-is and virtually talentless Paris Hilton. In a jailhouse interview she has squeezed out the grammatically tortured phrase "[my] gratitude has gone up so much" to explain her new state of "mind".

I assume that this means upon her release she will forgo flaunting herself before the paparazzi, ensure that she wears her knickers conscientiously and never again forgets where she has left her dog. Oh, and no more driving pissed!

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