07 June 2007

Oh thank God - Paris is free!

There have been many who have speculated that hopeless inane heiress Paris Hilton would spend more time behind bars than I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby. If they are going to win their bets recent events* means that the Commander Guy is going to have to get the Pardon Pen out and sharpish as he can only afford 2 days inside! I can no lucid explanation as to why she has been released therefore I can only assume that prison officials could no longer stand the sight of her. Because she is spending the rest of her time in "home confinement" her sentence is returned to its original 45 days. Do you think she understands that "home confinement" doesn't mean only going clubbing on weekends?

*Note: I chose that particular story, of the millions and millions of stories covering this important event, because it is from a site called "Actress Archives" and I find the fact that they seem to think of Ms. Hilton as an actress incredibly droll.

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