Perhaps if he faked a limp

I think that Tory MP Anthony Steen can give up any aspirations he might have for a job on the party's front bench as Conservative spokesman on the disabled after he got a ticket for parking in a disabled spot at his local train station. The 67 year old arrogant twit, who represents Totnes, then explained himself by stating that there was nowhere else to park and was quoted as saying that "the number of disabled bays is disproportionate to the number of handicapped people living in the area" and that "we should not discriminate against the able-bodied".

Nice one Tony.