12 June 2007

Somewhere on the Damascus slip road

Paris Hilton has not been in jail long enough, on either occasion, to actually make it onto the road to Damascus so I have to assume that her sudden transformation into a nun-like individual is neither stupid nor vain nor talent-less nor vapid nor drunken nor knicker-less must have happened before she even got that far. In the saintly yet beautiful young woman's own words:

"Now, I would like to make a difference. ... God has given me this new chance."

The sounds you hear in the background are the sounds of me retching!

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