OK. So America's National Aeronautical and Space Administration believes that they have evidence of the existence of so-called "dark matter". The existence of dark matter has been postulated for some time, without it there doesn't seem to be enough matter about, but its proof of its existence has remained illusory until now. It is still not known what the stuff actually is with some physicists suggesting it is comprised of black holes and dead stars which are also called massive astrophysical compact halo objects (Machos); others believe it could be made of weakly interacting massive particles (Wimps); yet others subscribe to the belief that it is primarily something called neutralinos.
It is believed that this report slipped out of NASA before George Bush's "scientific" team could redact so that God would appear more likely. This would explain the rumours that the Decider's plans to turn over management of NASA to a "faith based" non-profit organisation are being accelerated. Once that is complete plans for a trip to Mars in a 300 cubit long wooden boat can proceed post-haste.
It is believed that this report slipped out of NASA before George Bush's "scientific" team could redact so that God would appear more likely. This would explain the rumours that the Decider's plans to turn over management of NASA to a "faith based" non-profit organisation are being accelerated. Once that is complete plans for a trip to Mars in a 300 cubit long wooden boat can proceed post-haste.
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