Red imported fire ants are insidiously moving north out of Florida and Texas and are now reported to be making their presence felt in Virginia. Are these communist insects migrating as a consequence of non-existent global warming? Dr. Dini Miller, a pest specialist from Virginia Tech University is quoted as saying "this is a horrid, obnoxious pest that we do not want in Virginia" although it is possible that she was speaking about an impending visit from US Vice President "I'm a Big Dick" Cheney.
No comments:
Post a Comment