You have to admit it is an interesting explanation

One Robert Boyd, a 45 year old from Belfast, has been jailed for two years for stealing women's lingerie from a shop called Orchid. His explanation that he may have believed he was a female elf at the time of the robbery was not credited by the judge. He stole bras, knickers, suspenders and stockings worth £250. It is not reported if the lingerie was elf sized or not.