30 August 2007

Holy water row Batman!

Passengers on Air Vatican's first flight from Lourdes* have already fun into trouble as they find that even they are bound by anti-terror regulations and that they would be unable to take their "holy" water in their carry on luggage.

This is an outrage! These people are faithful Catholics not Muslims. Everyone knows that Catholics would never commit acts of terror. Can you hang on a moment? I've just had a call come through from Belfast.

"Yes. I see. Good point."

Could you forget that last thing I wrote? It seems that I might have been wrong there.

*Does Air Vatican need to use planes or is it sufficient for the travelers to believe that they are flying to France?

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