31 August 2007

A suggestion for Senator Craig

It doesn't look as if there is much hope of saving your career. In a final act of desperation, before you decide to return home to spend more time keeping secrets from your family, I suggest you have a go at the never before attempted maneuver of going to not-now-and-never-has-been-gay to ex-gay without ever passing through gayness. Who knows? You can fool all of the people some of the time. Look at your career to date.

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