"I'm stuck in traffic. I don't know how long I'll be. The M5 is closed."
"What caused it?"
"Bullocks."
"Don't you dare talk to me like that!"
"I said bullocks not bollocks."
Click.
There must have been some interesting mobile phone conversations down in the southwest after the M5 motorway had to be closed when a number of bullocks got lose. It can't really have caused that much disruption. Who wants to get from Birmingham to Exeter anyway?
"What caused it?"
"Bullocks."
"Don't you dare talk to me like that!"
"I said bullocks not bollocks."
Click.
There must have been some interesting mobile phone conversations down in the southwest after the M5 motorway had to be closed when a number of bullocks got lose. It can't really have caused that much disruption. Who wants to get from Birmingham to Exeter anyway?
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