My recent trials and tribulations with American rice, caused by a CIA inspired plot against me, are well documented but the issue is relentless and just will not leave me alone!
Now we find that not only was the USDA complicit in this attempt to poison me but that the UK regulator advised retailers not to withdraw the tainted product in clear violation of the law.
In case anyone is concerned I am getting on quite nicely with Italian brown rice at the present. It is more expensive and I don't like the texture as much as the long grain variety but is BETTER THAN POISON!
Now we find that not only was the USDA complicit in this attempt to poison me but that the UK regulator advised retailers not to withdraw the tainted product in clear violation of the law.
In case anyone is concerned I am getting on quite nicely with Italian brown rice at the present. It is more expensive and I don't like the texture as much as the long grain variety but is BETTER THAN POISON!
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