30 October 2006

Pity the poor little swimmers

It has been a bad month for the sperm of Western men. First there was the report that spending too much time on your mobile phone reduced the potency of your little guys. Now comes word that drinking coffee can effect your sperm count unfavourably as well. Not just girlie man cappuccino or latte but manly espresso as well. Next thing you know they will tell us that steroid use makes your balls shrink.

Oh and hamsters are more virile than we are as well.

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