26 October 2006

They should have built the fence 15,000 years ago

News is being reported that ancient human footprints have been found in Cuatro Cienegas in Mexico. The fossilised specimens are estimated to be ten to fifteen thousand years old. (Of course, we know this is impossible as the earth is less than six thousand years old.)

What the reports fail to tell us is that the footprints were heading north without appropriate documentation and that they were planning to steal jobs, education and health care from good, patriotic American footprints north of the Rio Grande.

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