26 October 2006

The Koreans are coming (snigger)

North Korea has a "happy bomb". In America the Republicans are using this to stoke the climate of fear ad justify spending on "star wars" and a new generation of nuclear weapons. There is, however, another country with more at stake in this crisis than the US. South Korea. How are they reacting to the news?

Apparently they're too busy shagging to notice. Condom sales are up by nearly a third, "love motels" are overbooked and brothels are heaving.

I think they've got the right idea!

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