In celebration of the news that the United States is to act as a shepherd for India at the Nuclear Suppliers Group to ensure that the bilateral nuclear deal between the superpower and the south Asian state gains approval despite India's remaining outside of the Non Proliferation Treaty I give you this slightly modified version of the 23rd Psalm:
The Bush is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He alloweth me to lie down in plutonium:
He leadeth me beside the hot waters.
He restoreth my standing:
He leadeth me in the path of the Global War on Terra for His name' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no Pakis: For Bush art with me;
Thy control rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a reactor before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my head with crude oil; My cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of Bush forever.
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