07 August 2007

A message to the board of PepsiCo

I know that you believe yourselves to be duty bound to emulate virtually everything that your great rival Coca Cola does but I would recommend to you that before you actually copy their strategies you should at least spend a wee bit of time finding out whether their strategy was a complete and utter fuck up!

That is all. You will receive my invoice for consulting services shortly.

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