Terror fears in Palmetto State!

Police in Goose Creek South Carolina had to close a highway for nearly five hours yesterday after a "suspicious package" was found after a traffic stop. The men, who are unnamed but are obviously white, beardless and Christian as terrorism has not be mentioned, are still in custody. According to the authorities the suspicious item "made a loud bang, similar to a firecracker, when it was demolished".

But don't panic the current terror level remains



Bert and Ernie!