06 August 2007

US state trying to trademark Channel Island! Trade war imminent!

In a clear case of copyright infringement the American state of New Jersey has launched a campaign to promote their dairy industry with "Jersey Fresh Skim Free" milk. As everyone certainly knows Jersey is an island located about 100 miles off the coast of England and is most certainly not a "peninsula in the northeast United States". If these usurpers do not immediately agree to withdraw this product until it is renamed "New Jersey Fresh Skim Free" the United Kingdom will have no recourse but to suspend diplomatic relations (and withdraw its troops from Iraq)!

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