Calling all hummersexuals

Metrosexuals are it would seem, at least in America, passé.

Meet the hummersexual; all puffed up, fetishised and just a wee bit camp.

"Unlike his better-looking metrosexual younger brother, the hummersexual is in denial. He thinks he reeks of heterosexuality, but is blissfully unaware that he often seems to have just stepped out of the funkier kind of gay leather/bear bar."

George Bush is almost certainly hummersexual. The hummersexual will largely vote republican. The hummersexual is an evolutionary dead end. (They don't seem to mind this as most of them don't believe in evolution!)

Is this the new American man? Let's hope so! They won't last long.