Save the rainforest (for expensive paneling)!

Once again those damn lefty tree huggers are insisting on interfering with the free market. It isn't as if Adam Smith didn't warn us!

Now they want to make swathes of rainforest off limits to development. It is up to the market to decide what sort of wood will panel the conference rooms of investment bankers and corporate headquarters not a bunch of crusties who, frankly, just don't bathe often enough. When they can convince the oil companies that global warming is influenced by man maybe, just maybe, we should listen to them.