06 August 2007

"Listen bud, that there fence is for sittin' on not for jumpin' over"

A "semi naked Florid man has been arrested after jumping over a fence at the White House on Sunday. Proving that the Secret Service is always on top of the most critical issues related to Captain Codpiece's security a spokeswoman said that she did not have any details as to the "extent of what he was wearing". I'm sure she would have mentioned it if he had a beard or had been screaming "Allahu Akbar" though!

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