22 September 2006

Is Bush a piss head?

The President of Kalmykia may have been abducted by aliens but is the US President an alcoholic? Hugo Chavez, never Bush's biggest cheerleader, thinks so. So do I. Bush has admitted to having had a "drinking problem" when he was younger but never, at least openly, to alcoholism. I agree with Sr. Chavez.

As you must have learned from a made for TV movie alcoholics suffer from denial and first step to recovery is acceptance of the illness. Personally I think all 12 steps of the AA programme would do him some good although steps 8 - 10 might cause some problems. Executing them would certainly take up an awful lot of his time.

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all. It sure would be one hell of a list!

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. He's going to be spending a great deal of time in Iraq, Afghanistan, Louisiana and other exotic places. It won't leave much time for clearing brush.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. Despite his middle initial he's always had a hard time with the "W" word. Maybe Fonzie could help with this.

Of course this criticism, especially from this source, has made the Freepers go crazy! (OK. You're right the Freepers were already crazy. It made them stay crazy then.)

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