25 September 2006

Priests and nuns just havin' fun

It seems like celibacy isn't what it used to be or is it?

Things are getting a bit dicey amongst the Roman Catholic community in Sicily.

Sister Silvia seems to have thrown a wobbly after finding here lover (and the parish priest) in bed with a married woman. She then attempted to set his house on fire and to kill him. The good father is 70 and the sister, who is also his cleaner is under 40.

Sister Silvia also claims to have aborted (or murdered in the vernacular of the church)two fetuses planted by Father Carmelo. Could it be easier to find an abortion provider in Sicily than in Mississippi?

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