21 September 2006

Want to feel safer?

Then don't park your car near an important airbase.

Two Florida teens stole a van and drove it into MacDill Airbase (U.S. Central Command and U.S. Special Operations Command both important cogs in the "War on Terra"). An Air Force spokesman "declined to say how the teens managed to get through the base's security checkpoint, which is manned by armed guards" because that would tell the terrorists how to get into MacDill!

The soldiers on guard duty at the time were last seen being bundled into a small, unmarked jet with hoods over their heads. An official source said that they "simply wanted to take some time off" after the incident.

After their trial (and sentence) it is expected that the two teens will be invited to serve their country in the armed forces.

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