...then maybe the beach will come to Oklahoma.
I think that the proud, virtuous and courageous Senator from Oklahoma, James Inhofe (R), has been unfairly pilloried by the hostile and patently left wing media for his recent speech on the floor of the Senate where he deftly countered the arguments of the global warming doomsayers.
He challenged all patriotic Americans to give up on "climate porn". (I assume that this leads to "climate masturbation" and then to "climate blindness". Hey! What's Inhofe been up to when he's alone in his office with just a copy of the New Scientist to keep him company anyway?)
He knows the suffering of those born over 500 miles from the sea. He understands that the children of Oklahoma have been unfairly deprived of day trips to the seaside. He knows that if climate change occurs sea level will rise and all of those evil, blue states will be destroyed by god's wrath.
Oh, and the beach may come to Tulsa and this might not be such futile quest!
Think of the children!
I think that the proud, virtuous and courageous Senator from Oklahoma, James Inhofe (R), has been unfairly pilloried by the hostile and patently left wing media for his recent speech on the floor of the Senate where he deftly countered the arguments of the global warming doomsayers.
He challenged all patriotic Americans to give up on "climate porn". (I assume that this leads to "climate masturbation" and then to "climate blindness". Hey! What's Inhofe been up to when he's alone in his office with just a copy of the New Scientist to keep him company anyway?)
He knows the suffering of those born over 500 miles from the sea. He understands that the children of Oklahoma have been unfairly deprived of day trips to the seaside. He knows that if climate change occurs sea level will rise and all of those evil, blue states will be destroyed by god's wrath.
Oh, and the beach may come to Tulsa and this might not be such futile quest!
Think of the children!
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