If you aren't with us - you're against us!

It is now time to welcome the newest member of the axis of evil. A quick reminder of existing members:

• Iran
• North Korea
• Cuba
• Syria
• Iraq ("Hey. No. They're good guys now." - "Sorry.")
• Libya ("Good guys.")
• Pakistan ("Where the hell your head at homes? They're good guys too. Just cut to the new guys willya?")

So say hello the newest of our enemies (drum roll) -the International Committee of the Red Cross. Why don't those damn Swiss just stick to cheese, watches and chocolate and leave the politicking to the big boys?

I say let's welcome them to the list of our foes. Unlike those damn terrorists who like to hide and are hard to find the ICRC drive about in well marked vehicles and are easy to hit.