The Decider(TM) has expressed his compassion for the victims of Hurricane Dean following a summit with the other two North American leaders. He told Mexican President Felipe Calderón, whose country is expected to be hit hard later today
:"We stand ready to help...The American people care a lot about the human condition in our neighborhood and when we see human suffering we want to do what we can."
Reports that Presidente Calderón nearly choked on his sandwich upon hearing these remarks and then replied "we've seen what you can do after a hurricane and we'd rather sort it ourselves" could not be confirmed at this time.
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