Because we care deeply about the religious aspects of Xmas we don't want the War on Xmas to run and run and run like Xmas itself does but if we aren't fighting the War on Xmas we find that we get bored. Therefore we have to find something to do when during those times of year it is inappropriate to be fighting the War on Xmas so we have (or he has) invented the War-on-the-Marginally-Mad-but-Resplendently-Haired-Inventory-of-the-War-on-Xmas John Gibson. I would like to end with a word of advice for Mr. Gibson: just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we aren't after you!
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