Keystone Krisis

Panic still reigns in Pennsylvania over the absolutely insane plans by the state to shut down the weapon's check system for four inhumanely long days during which it will be impossible to purchase a gun except by driving to New Jersey, New York, Ohio, West Virginia, Maryland or Delaware. The other option will be to fly to Iraq and try and get one's hands on the 200 thousand missing American weapons there although that supply is unlikely to prove sufficient to get the Keystone State through those terrible 96 hours!