Bobo has a bad day!

Boris Johnson has had bad days before. Boris Johnson will have bad days again. Yesterday just happened to be one of them.

Let's recap:

Boris on school lunches -"If I was in charge I would get rid of Jamie Oliver and tell people to eat what they like." He said: "Mothers have been driven to pushing pies through fences. The solution is not to provide healthy stuff." His leader had praised Jamie Oliver's campaign for healthy lunches in his speech.

Boris on children's car seats: They're "utterly demented." "When I was growing up we all bounced around like peas in a rattle - did it do us any harm?"

Boris on Scots: "As a Scot, Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister."

Boris on multiculturalism: "Supposing Tower Hamlets or parts of Bradford were to become governed by religious zealots believing in that system. Are we ready for complete autonomy if it means sharia law? I believe we should make people feel more British first, before encouraging more balkanisation and multiculturalism."

And this was just one day in the life of the MP for Henley-on-Thames.

In case anyone has forgotten any of his earlier hits:

Boris on Papua-New Guinea: a land of "orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing".

Boris on Liverpool: they are "wallowing in disproportionate grief".

I know there's more but I haven't time to go look them up.