The US Department of Homeland Paranoia Security is considering adding the nation's revolting battery chicken houses to the list of potential terrorist targets which will make them eligible for funding. No really. They are.
In other poultry related policing news Miami FL has a team of crack Chicken Busters who are protecting the citizens of that fair city from the illegal chickens of legal immigrants, the legal chicks of illegal immigrants or the illegal chickens of illegal immigrant, whichever case applies. Do they get to eat the catch for Sunday dinner?
In other poultry related policing news Miami FL has a team of crack Chicken Busters who are protecting the citizens of that fair city from the illegal chickens of legal immigrants, the legal chicks of illegal immigrants or the illegal chickens of illegal immigrant, whichever case applies. Do they get to eat the catch for Sunday dinner?
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