18 September 2006

Willies 'R Us

Good news reaches us from China as to what is apparently the first succesful penis transplant.

The bad news is that the man asked to have the organ removed after a fortnight. Doctors said that there was "a severe psychological problem with the recipient and his wife". (Emphasis mine.)

I should have known the wife was involved. I can hear her now: "You're not sticking that in me! You don't know where it's been."

No word as to when a larger one will be made available.

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